I hate you most of the time. Your arch nemesis, Night, is super cool and fun. What do you have to offer? On the rare occasions that I meet you before 8am, I leave the experience feeling miserable. You are for the birds, foolish Morning, the birds!
Having expressed myself truly, I must inform you that I’m considering an experiment. It involves us getting to know one another. Will you ever be as alluring as night? What will you bring out of me? Will the world wish to return me to Night when they see the beast that is Jenni Raine up with Morning? Be warned though Morning! If there is anyone who likes you less than I do, it’s Jordan. You may have seen him in our bed - he’s that guy that sleeps really close to me. He might have a few choice words for you.
Don’t go blabbing about this to Afternoon until I have made my decision.
Never yours (but maybe soon),
P.s. the only reason I am even considering you is that I am currently a bit of a lazy, grumpy bear in the evening. I think Night is a bit ashamed to know me right now. You might just be what I need to get me through this next month.